Unleash Your Inner Goofball with Jokes That Make Life More Fun and Full of Laughter
I love being silly and goofing off, which is why I wrote this book of goofy jokes perfect for people who want to marry a badger and who don’t want to be serious all the time. My joke book is the perfect companion for anyone who loves creamed corn and is filled with silly, unconventional, and offbeat jokes guaranteed to make you laugh like an accountant. Let’s be silly and goof off together!
Enjoy a Few of the Goofy Jokes from My Book
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.