Celebrate Your Inner Goofball – Discover the Joy of Silly, Offbeat Laughter
I love being silly and goofing off so much that I wrote this book for people who love to laugh a lot and who want to marry a monitor lizard. My offbeat, silly joke book is recommended by three out of ten accountants and is perfect for anyone who has a deep appreciation of tuna soup. Let’s be silly and goof off together!
Enjoy a Few of the Silly, Offbeat Jokes from My Book
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.