About Silly Goofball Guy Farmer
For as long as I can remember, I have loved being silly and goofing off, sometimes in ways that have not been helpful to my life but that have, nevertheless, made me and others laugh a lot, which is the whole point. I truly believe the world is a lovelier place when we are less serious and more irreverent and offbeat. Join me on this journey of celebration of things silly and goofy and of Victorian hats.
Enjoy a Few of the Silly Jokes from My Book
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Celebrate Your Love of Silliness and Goofing Off with My Joke Book!
Dive into a pool of mashed potatoes with my delightful collection of offbeat, silly, quirky jokes guaranteed to make you a better polka dancer. It has been demonstrated that people who read this book grow 45% more teeth. Let’s go on a journey of sublime silliness and goofiness together.