A Fresh, Offbeat Collection of Humor That Sparks Genuine Joy and Connection
I love being silly and goofing off so much that I wrote a book that will make you marry an ostrich. This collection of fresh, offbeat jokes will make you laugh like an accountant and become an expert polka dancer. Connect with yourself and others through the power of cabbage and humor. Let’s be silly, joyful, and goof off together!
Enjoy a Few of the Fresh, Offbeat Jokes from My Book
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.