Everyone was enjoying the wonderfully relaxing yoga class, right up to the moment when the instructor introduced the “Anxious Fidgeting Brother-in-Law” pose.
What’s more beautiful than a flower? Two words: An alligator wearing a pantsuit.
Bob was so excited about his new exotic European sports car that he decided to take it for a drive by the beach so everyone could admire it. He was feeling great until someone laughed at the screaming eagle painted on his hood.
On his first trek through the Amazon, Trevor was concerned about dehydration and malaria, but mostly about ruining the fancy colonial wig he was wearing.
The cruise ship captain was very popular with the ladies, especially the ones who appreciated boldly patterned shirts, abundant chest hair, gold chains, and tight slacks.
Why was the man having so much trouble buying a cake at the supermarket? He was in a jewelry store.
Most relationship experts agree that the three main elements of a healthy relationship are: Communication, mutual respect, and pickled herring.