Like many a carnivorous dinosaur, the Tyrannosaurus would take over the grill at backyard barbecues even though he didn’t know what he was doing.
What’s so smart about a smartphone? Me not understand question. More juice please.
Two business guys got in a fight over a stapler but eventually agreed to share it. The moral of the story: I’m not sure but I just realized I’m wearing my socks over my shoes.
The theater audience wasn’t quite ready for the Singing Carpaccio Brothers, especially their sidekick Wassily the Walrus whose entire act consisted of going into the crowd and sitting on people.
Paul hated getting up on winter mornings and having to go to his freezing kitchen where he would inevitably be harassed by the toaster.
My favorite thing about professional wrestling is, of course, the beautiful dresses.
Bob was having a lot of trouble seeing anything on his computer screen. He thought about calling a tech guy but his wife fixed the problem by pointing out that their cat was in front of the monitor.