Don’t ever try to outsmart a horse with a monocle. The monocle gives it away, that’s a pretty smart horse.
Outsmart a Horse Joke
Ballerina Joke
The graceful ballerina enchanted the audience with her beautiful pirouettes and wonderful chain smoking.
Offbeat Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Samurai warrior. Get off my lawn please.
Best Superhero Name Ever Joke
Best superhero name ever: Captain Omelet. His superpower: To be delicious. His other superpower: To be some kind of unspecified captain.
Cow Joke
Why did the cow run away from the farm? Couldn’t pay the rent.
Squirrel Joke
I fed a cute squirrel a peanut at the park and later found out that it had written a bad word on my car with a permanent magic marker. You know what that means; teach the squirrel how to use dry-erase markers.