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At the advertising meeting with the toothpaste company, Kyle was surprised that his, “It’ll Make Your Teeth Shine Almost as Much as a Hillbilly’s,” idea didn’t go over well.
Excellent superhero name: The Green Purse.
What could possibly be better than spending a beautiful winter day skiing with friends? Sitting on a cactus. Even worse: Skiing with a cactus.
Why was the man having so much trouble buying a cake at the supermarket? He was in a jewelry store.
If I had to say what was the best thing about my last office job, it would have to be my boss’ coffee breath. Also, all you can eat staples.
The annual Smith family vacation ended once again with the very special moment when Uncle Gary has one too many beers and falls out of the minivan.
What’s worse than having to deal with a sleazy car salesman? Calmly brushing your teeth and gradually realizing you’re using a hairbrush instead of a toothbrush.