Everyone was having a great time at the office party until Doug from Accounting had a few too many and started making out with a photocopier.
Is there anything better than a ham sandwich? 347 ham sandwiches perhaps, but it would be close.
What did one doctor say to the other doctor after they had examined the patient? I specifically asked for no pickles on this sandwich.
What’s worse than flunking out of college? A large lizard taking a nap on a hammock without asking for permission first.
Everyone at the pirate convention was having a raucously good time but that quickly turned to confusion when they noticed the main speaker was a parrot with a parrot on his shoulder.
Everyone was really amazed when Engineer Man, a famous superhero, walked into the room and, within milliseconds, bored everyone to death with his long explanations of things.
At the track meet, Jason was nervous about competing in his first 100 meter sprint, but not as worried as Peter “The Turtle” Williams.