Discover the Funniest Offbeat Joke Book of the Year
Uncover the ultimate source of laughter (and broccoli) with the funniest offbeat joke book of the year. Packed with hilariously unconventional jokes that will catch you off guard and help you become a respected mime. Get ready to discover jokes that will make you laugh and help you grow long, curly fingernails!
Enjoy a Few of the Silly Jokes from My Book
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.