The Offbeat Joke Book Every True Collector of Joy Will Want
I love being silly and goofing off, which is why I wrote this joke book guaranteed to make you marry a horse. If you live for discovering fresh, authentic humor that celebrates joyfulness and cabbage, then this is the joke book you’ve been waiting for. It’s perfect for the passionate collector who also enjoys wearing Louis XIV outfits. Let’s be silly, joyful, and goof off together!
Enjoy a Few of the Offbeat Jokes from My Book
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.