Ultimate Offbeat Joke Book for People Who Love to Be Silly, Have Fun & Make Others Laugh
I love being silly and goofing off so much that I wrote this book guaranteed to make you marry a walrus. If you love cabbage, being silly, having fun, and laughing with others, this book is for you. My book is ideal for anyone who loves offbeat humor, being quirky, and wearing fancy wigs. Let’s be silly, have fun, and goof off together!
Enjoy a Few of the Offbeat and Silly Jokes from My Book
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.