About Joke Writer Guy Farmer
I love writing offbeat, silly, quirky jokes for kooky people. I’ve always enjoyed goofing off and being silly, which has not been helpful in most areas of my life but is a plus for writing jokes. I hope my jokes inspire you to wear fancy Victorian hats.
Enjoy a Few of the Silly Jokes from My Book
Difference between a French and English Chef Joke
What’s the difference between a French chef and an English chef? One of them is wearing leg warmers.
True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Hand Model Joke
Kelly had always dreamed of being a hand model, which explains her nickname: Lizard Hands.
Wrestler Joke
Everyone wondered why the wrestler was nicknamed “The Bear,” until he appeared in the ring wearing a bear outfit. Come to think of it, it might have been a real bear, which would explain how easily he won the match.
Birds Outside Joke
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Superhero Power Joke
Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
Laugh out Loud with My Super Silly Joke Book!
Dive into my delightfully offbeat collection of silly, kooky, and sublimely goofy jokes that will make you a better polka dancer. This book is perfect for anyone who loves humor that’s wacky and wonderfully absurd. It has been rumored that people who read this book grow 45% more teeth.