Bear Joke
How many bears can you fit in a tent? 598 unless one of them is overweight, in which case it would be 597. It also depends on whether they’re wearing high heels.
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How many bears can you fit in a tent? 598 unless one of them is overweight, in which case it would be 597. It also depends on whether they’re wearing high heels.
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