witty jokes

Bob was at the laundromat putting his clothes in the dryer when the pizza place owner shouted at him to stop putting clothes in the oven. They had a good laugh and Bob started eating one of his shirts.

The horrible monster kept attacking the village but the townspeople finally found his weak spot, alcohol; which created another problem, alcoholic monster.

What’s worse than having a huge headache? Having six heads and six huge headaches.

Why was the man nicknamed Sharky? Because he was married to a shark for a long time and people hadn’t yet accepted his new wife.

Wedding anniversary gift idea: Nothing says love more beautifully than a romantic, singing eel.

I was having major difficulties with my vision so I went to the eye doctor. She suggested my real concern was my fascination with being a pirate and the fact that I was wearing two eye patches at the same time.