Angry People Joke
Why are all these people so angry about stuff? They forgot to wash their pet elephants.
Why are all these people so angry about stuff? They forgot to wash their pet elephants.
Everyone thinks it’s easy being a fashion model. As a professional model, I’d like to categorically state that it is not very difficult. Read more about it in my upcoming book: “Fashion Modeling — It’s Pretty Easy.”
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While walking through the forest, Kelly and Trent saw a gorgeous unicorn in a clearing. They stood in silence, mesmerized by its beauty and by its hacking cough caused by the many cigarettes it was smoking.
In an amazing display of his powers, the famous psychic didn’t foresee tripping on the curb and falling into a planter.
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An obnoxious guy walks into a bar and starts telling loud, inappropriate jokes about women. He seems very satisfied with himself until he realizes he’s in a convent.
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The king summoned the wizard to help ward off a plague that was ravaging the entire country. The wizard uttered some mysterious words, waved his wand dramatically, and started doing a Hawaiian dance which pretty much didn’t help anything.
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Why were the banking executives so angry at their monthly meeting? Someone was being extremely disrespectful by not wearing a suit. Also, Mark from Accounts was eating one of his sardine sandwiches again.