Rock Band Joke
Excellent Rock Band Name: The Get Off My Lawns.
I saw this guy talking to a goat. I believe it was the same goat who insulted me the other day, so he’s in for some tough times.
My neighbor’s dog barks a lot so I went over and offered it a sandwich to be quiet. He came over and stole my car.
I love to wear a lot of jewelry. I wear so many rings that it looks like I have large metal hands. I then walk around making a robot voice.
I fell in the shower because my pet alligator wouldn’t get out of the way… or share the shampoo.
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Why are all these people so angry about stuff? They forgot to wash their pet elephants.