The city was being attacked by giant creatures from space. The mayor called Onion Man, whose superpower was that his hands always smelled like onions, but who really couldn’t do much against space creatures, so… they were kind of out of luck.

If someone says something rude to you, make sure you write it down for future reference and to improve your penmanship.

Newly single, Bob was at the beach showing off in front of some cute girls by flexing his muscles. The effect was somewhat diminished by his giant gut.

Everyone had high hopes when the department store hired a dragon as a perfume sales person. Things were going well until he took a bunch of sick days, pretending he had a cold when he was really going out and attacking castles. Plus he never could figure out the cash register.

I was enjoying a bag of popcorn while watching TV, bit down on an unpopped kernel and, you guessed it, dislocated my hip.

Meghan was really enjoying her new yoga class until the “Sideways Reclining Grandfather” pose made its appearance.