A mysterious man wearing a long, hooded robe walks quietly into a group of people who are fighting with each other. He pauses for a moment and then tries to sell them some kitchen gadgets.
If you’re really drunk at a bar and trying to pick up on a girl and she says something rude, remind her that you’re a priest. Make sure to point to your priest outfit to emphasize the point.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? In my grandparents case: One falls off the ladder, the other comes to the rescue, falls as well, and then they lay there. Sad.
What’s cuter than a good-looking person taking a selfie? A horse wearing a wig.
What’s more fun than a business presentation? Staring at the sun. Also acceptable: a bad cold or having a steel girder fall on your foot.
How to rekindle the romance in your relationship? You guessed it, yodeling.
Bob hadn’t gone to the dentist in quite a while but he finally had to when one of his teeth started hurting. Predictably, the day of his appointment the dentist asked him why he wasn’t wearing a shirt.