Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.
The famous architect was widely praised for his beautiful opera house design. The acoustics were so exquisite you could hear an opera singer fall off the stage from any seat in the house.
At the wedding reception, the Lord of the Underworld appears through a thick cloud of acrid smoke and offers everyone a delightful mimosa.
Ah, wonderful high school memories. I still remember that awesome day at cheerleader tryouts when I was asked to leave because I was 47 years old and not enrolled in the school.
Everyone in the office is surprised when the boss starts shouting at his secretary. They all feel better when they realize he’s just drunk.
While driving around in the countryside, Bob’s nerves were getting frazzled by all the raucous laughter coming from the back of the car, then he remembered he was giving some hyenas a ride.
One windy moonlit night, a menacing werewolf approached a solitary farm house, walked slowly around it a couple of times, and started painting it a beautiful lilac color.