Several people in the medieval village had reported seeing a werewolf in town. A group of villagers got together one night, torches blazing, and went looking for it. Several hours later, all hell broke loose when they spotted the horrible beast. Luckily, it was only Old Man Willoughby, who had a bit of a chest and back hair issue.
What was that horrible smell in the boy’s locker room? As usual, Trevor’s sandwich.
What’s the most physically active and aggressive dinosaur? I’m no paleontologist, but I’m pretty confident that it would be the Snoreasaurus. Close second: Naposaurus.
What’s cuter than someone doing a happy dance? A Tyrannosaurus Rex wearing a bonnet. This just in: The Tyrannosaurus has eaten the person doing the happy dance.
The scientist was extremely excited when he realized he had developed a robot who could turn women off as much as he did. (Sad music plays in the background as we see the scientist start making out with a beaker.)
Powerful superhero name: Iron Deficiency. Honorable mention: Rickets.
My favorite thing about taking a shower is, as most people would probably agree, being able to wear a beautiful shower dress.