If you want to become a famous cellist you need to: Take cello lessons for many years, become well-versed in classical music and, most importantly, paint a giant picture of a screaming eagle on your cello.
Ralph fancied himself a home improvement expert. He was especially accomplished at tripping over his tools and falling into the basement.
What did one tree say to the other? Leaf me alone.
Most popular name for a country singer: Cardinal Richelieu.
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and all I have is this arm shaped like a tennis racket.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pickles. Ooh, I love pickles. They’re actually bananas. You sir, are an imbecile. My pleasure.
If you want to be a plumber, you need to take plumbing courses, complete an apprenticeship, take the plumber’s exam, and wear a fancy hat with an ostrich feather in it.