Date at a Nice Restaurant Joke

Kelly was on a date at a nice restaurant with a handsome guy. He kept looking at an empty chair at their table, so she asked him why he was staring at it. He said, “No reason,” and Kelly excused herself to go to the restroom. When she got back to the table, you guessed it, her date was making out with the chair.

Still Single Joke

Nobody could figure out why Trevor was still single. He was personable, financially stable, and had decorated his office to look like a spaceship.