The famous architect was commissioned to design a new home for the city’s opera but people were less than enthusiastic when he introduced his, “Opera House that Looks Like a Ferret Wearing a Jaunty Hat,” concept.
Everyone was having a great time at the office party until Doug from Accounting had a few too many and started making out with a photocopier.
Great moments in history: The time when Genghis Khan was about to start the Mongol invasions but couldn’t find his sunglasses.
What’s worse than having to deal with a sleazy car salesman? Calmly brushing your teeth and gradually realizing you’re using a hairbrush instead of a toothbrush.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a world renowned chef,” said the horse wearing a chef’s hat as he walked through the food court at the mall.
The ladies know I’m a player because I always show up in my fancy car with my harpsichord and powdered wig.
Kyle was a young, handsome, successful man strutting his stuff, walking down the street winking at the ladies and running into a light pole.