What’s more frightening than a horrible zombie staggering into your bedroom in the middle of the night. A ruggedly handsome man with long, flowing hair playing a flute on a windy mountaintop. Extra scary points for an open shirt and a mustache.
The structural engineer was very proud of his latest project: A bridge almost strong enough to support the weight of a baby.
Kyle and Carrie had the most beautiful wedding. There were gorgeous flowers everywhere, wonderful classical music playing, and a recently divorced and tipsy Aunt Jenny trying to make out with the wedding cake.
On his dream trip to Egypt, Jason was mesmerized by all the amazing sights: The Pyramids, the Sphinx and, of course, a camel wearing a bikini.
Little known facts about cabbage: If you don’t have time to wash your hair, put a cabbage on your head, it looks exactly like a not-so-good wig.
What’s more beautiful than a shimmering waterfall in the middle of a lush forest? My grandfather answering the remote control because he thinks it’s a phone.
Sales were down at the computer store, so the manager came up with his “Buy One, Get a Free Turnip” promotion and, as expected, sales plummeted.