What’s worse than listening to a business guy tell you about his job? Nothing, unless, of course, he also launches into an extended saxophone medley of little-know songs from the 1970s while looking at you the whole time.
The astronauts finally made it to Mars and were excited to get out and explore. It was at that moment that they realized they had forgotten to pack their Mars clothes and that their moms were probably back on Earth with “I told you so” looks on their faces.
Knock knock. Who’s there. Your mom, what are you doing in there?
Great moments in history: The moment when George Washington was walking on some cobblestones and twisted his ankle a little bit.
What is the most refreshing summer treat? The old standby, tuna ice cream.
Why was the business man so angry? He felt he was being forced to think outside the box. Also, the wheels on his desk chair were kind of squeaky.
Excellent college a cappella group name: The Tune-a-Fishes.