Three very handsome guys are at a dance club. The first is approached by a woman who asks him to dance, the second is approached by a woman who asks him if he would like a drink, the third starts doing some kind of hillbilly dance.
The reason I love action movies so much, as I’m sure you’ll agree, is because of the beautiful panoramas of the romantic Tuscan countryside.
Walking into the Department of Motor Vehicles, Ralph cringed at the long lines. You can guess what happened next: He began knitting an adorable baby bonnet.
If I was stuck on a desert island I would need food, water, shelter and, of course, a beautiful assortment of wigs.
What’s worse than having a giant tree branch fall on your head? Anyone giving someone a high five for any reason. Even worse: Two frat lizards giving each other a high claw.
Travis’ wife asked him to wear something elegant to his high school reunion, so he opted for the t-shirt with the classy lady on the hood of a car.
The dragon awoke in his lair and saw some kind of notice stuck to the wall. He became enraged because he didn’t know how to read.