Donna had just given herself a home perm and was horrified to see a bunch of hair in the sink. Luckily, it was just a rat.
Brad was standing on the shores of Loch Ness when he saw a huge creature rise out of the water. He hastily grabbed his camera and took an amazing picture of his beer gut.
Three frat guys are at a bar. The first one orders six shots of tequila. The second orders six shots of schnapps. The third is wearing a beautiful purple hat embellished with exotic ostrich feathers.
Amazing uses for butter: Melt a cupful in the microwave and use it as mouthwash for a super fresh and clean feeling.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a fashion designer,” said the horse wearing a Victorian dress and carrying a parasol as he walked through the fancy department store.
Lacey and Hank wanted to be famous singers. Unfortunately, their ambitions outweighed their talent as evidenced by their favorite composition, “My Love for You Is Endless,” the best part of which was the parrot squawking in the background.
What’s could be more pleasant than a teen talking about her trip to the mall? Running face first into a light pole.