Most important inventions of the 21st century: Perhaps not my aunt’s crocheted toaster cover that matches her favorite vest.
Most popular name for a royal baby? The quite traditional: Squeakerpuss.
Wonderful childhood memories: Watching all my friends eat refreshing watermelon on a hot summer day while I ate a sandmelon.
Two high school boys were competing for the attention of a pretty classmate. You know what happened next: A seven-hour trombone duel for the love of the lady.
Anne’s counseling session was going well up to the point where she had to ask her therapist to stop trimming his moustache. That, and requesting that he put a shirt on.
Who is the most powerful superhero? Without a doubt, Slug Man, because he has the power to move around really slowly in the garden. Bonus fact: He’s also a wonderful opera singer.
Two wealthy business guys are getting angry at each other in a meeting. This and other stories about the struggle for power in my upcoming book: Make a Hat out of Your Old Blue Jeans in 267 Easy Steps.