Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland by telling them long, boring stories.
The movie star’s luxury home on the French Riviera had everything: tastefully decorated rooms, important works of art, a beautiful pool and most notably, snakes, everywhere, the snakes. They were, of course, impeccably well-dressed snakes.
Little know amazing moments in history: The moment when George Washington was about to cross the Delaware and stepped in some mud causing his boot to come off.
What’s more touching than a mother and child being reunited after many years of separation? A man dancing with a horse.
At the ranch, the experienced horse trainer surprised everyone when he started making out with one of the horses. Things made more sense when he told everyone they were married.
Mom waking you up too early? Knit a life-sized figure of yourself and place it on your bed so that your mom wakes it up rather than you.
Two business guys are presenting at a convention. Read more riveting stories like these in my upcoming book: “How I Taught My Ferret to Be the Best Boyfriend I’ve Ever Had.”