A guy is at the beach and notices a very attractive woman walking toward him. As she comes closer, he’s horrified to discover it’s his mother. They have a good laugh and start making out.
Mark and Brenda were having a romantic first date at an expensive restaurant overlooking the ocean, enjoying good conversation, excellent food, and the enchanting sounds of shrieking seagulls.
What’s more exciting than a beauty pageant? A goat eating a tin can.
Why was the carpenter so upset? Nobody wood talk to him.
The audience was excited to attend the inaugural concert of the new symphony orchestra but rather less enthused after hour three of “Saxtravaganza”.
Best pick-up line ever: Where have you been all my life, a salt mine?
Rising from the ashes, the phoenix knew he had to quit smoking.