James had always had a passion for ants. Not so much because he was interested in studying insects; mostly because he was an anteater.
The three things I like best about romantic comedies are: The lively dialogue, the thrill of watching two people falling in love, and the dinosaurs.
What’s the best thing about a clothes dryer? It doesn’t break up with me. Also, it’s a convenient way to heat up my TV dinners.
What do you call someone who smokes and drinks too much, curses all the time, and gets in a lot of fights? My grandmother.
What’s the difference between a clam and an oyster? One of them likes to wear fancy 18th century hats.
A recent study shows that walking increases creativity. “A lot of good that does me,” said the snake.
People were always asking Steve why his nickname was “The Sloth.” He never told them it was because he was attracted to sloths. (The camera zooms out and we see Steve and an attractive sloth having a romantic dinner at a restaurant overlooking the ocean.)