Carrie was looking forward to her date with the charming cape-wearing gentleman she had met the night before, until he pulled up to her house in his vampire van.
My favorite things about going to the ballet are the graceful dancers, the wonderful music, and the pizza, the glorious pizza.
There are so many choices at the ice cream shop that I usually end up choosing the usual: Pickles and Ham.
Scientists recently developed an advanced robot that can do many household chores. It’s rather more advanced than the robot my uncle made out of beer cans and an old microwave. He and the robot are, however, happily married and planning a trip to Hawaii.
A middle age guy buys a fancy sports car to try to meet women and relive his youth. Read more about his adventures in my upcoming book: 139 Stories about Cats and Their Galoshes.
What’s worse than touching your tongue to an electric fence? Some lady in an office announcing she’s going to do a happy dance.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a world renowned chef,” said the horse wearing a chef’s hat as he walked through the food court at the mall.