Cody was invited to a fancy cocktail party, so he decided to keep it classy by wearing a suit and braiding the back of his mullet.
Beth was at the supermarket and decided to open a box of cookies and eat them before paying. You know what happened next: She tripped on a cabbage.
Like many a carnivorous dinosaur, the Tyrannosaurus would take over the grill at backyard barbecues even though he didn’t know what he was doing.
“Do these pants make me look fat?” said the horse.
Of all the dinosaurs, the one I’d most like to be is the cabbage.
Advice to attract the ladies: Try putting six socks on one foot and none on the other and then putting your shoes on. It feels like one of your feet is bigger.
I love to go clubbing. The music, the people, the clothes, the drinks, the excitement and the feeling of my grandmother’s arms around me as we dance slowly during the fast songs.