I love summer because it gives me a chance to delight the ladies with my huge belly and collapsing beach chair.
What do car enthusiasts and wine lovers have in common? Fear of snakes.
Money-saving tip: Don’t throw away your old bath towels, use them instead to make a classy business suit.
What did one jerk say to the other jerk? My life feels empty. Also, nice shirt loser.
A classy moment: When you spot a couple wearing matching outfits.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a wealthy international businessman,” said the horse wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase as he walked through the hotel lobby.
The brave medieval knight entered the grand hall in the castle after the terrible battle and bowed down before the king. As the knight stood up, his sword fell on his foot causing him to jump around in considerable pain.