A recent study indicates that meditation can help improve sleep quality. “That’s just great,” said the horse who has a hard time sleeping but who refuses to meditate.
Mark fancied himself quite handy around the house so, when the kitchen faucet broke, he grabbed his tool box and went to work. Moments later, a huge blast of water knocked him over and onto a nearby cake.
One night during his camping trip, Bob awoke to the sound of a bear trying to get into his tent. An experienced camper, Bob stayed calm, slowly got out of the tent, and kicked the bear in the shin.
I was at the rental car counter and the agent informed me they didn’t have the kind of car I wanted but that they could give me a perm instead.
A woman walking on the beach spotted an exotic-looking lamp stuck in the sand. She picked it up and rubbed it. Suddenly, there was a dramatic puff of smoke, which turned out to be some weird cigar-smoking guy in a tiny bathing suit who had walked over to introduce himself. What about the lamp? It was actually a clam.
At the medieval city council meeting, the local dragon stepped up to the podium and said, “Me like to eat people, uh, I mean, me support new park near castle.” After the meeting, several people went over to thank the dragon for supporting the park and he graciously ate them.
What did one cat say to the other cat? I never had a good relationship with my father. (Sad music plays as we see the cats start tap dancing.)