Why was the dinosaur so upset? Bad perm.
Hate milk? Drink more milk and make some dramatic faces while you do it.
I think the thing I like the most about chimney sweeps is the way they dance around merrily on a rooftop just before they fall off and land in a barrel of fish.
Great milestones in ancient Egypt: The moment when the Great Pyramids were completed and some teen Egyptian girl made an annoyed face and said they really weren’t all that great.
At the grand opening of his new restaurant, the renowned chef puzzled the critics and patrons with his, “All you can eat silverware,” menu.
I think the best thing about action movies is the part where the hero gets really mad and bakes a cake.
I bought this amazing new computer. I really love it, except for when it tells me it’s disappointed about how I’m living my life and wants me to get a haircut.