Great moments in computer history: The day when a group of technologically brilliant young men at a major university saw a woman walk by their lab and didn’t know what to do, so they all started stuttering and coughing.
Call me a hopeless romantic, but I still prefer to hold hands over having a tea kettle thrown at my head.
I think the thing I like the most about chimney sweeps is the way they dance around merrily on a rooftop just before they fall off and land in a barrel of fish.
Greatest song lyrics of all time: I can’t fight this ferret anymore.
The teen boy was showing off in front of some girls at the mall and, as you might expect, he began reciting a moving soliloquy from Hamlet. Then he put a couple of french fries in his mouth and pretended he was a walrus.
Two business guys are presenting at a convention. Read more riveting stories like these in my upcoming book: “How I Taught My Ferret to Be the Best Boyfriend I’ve Ever Had.”
Wise words of wisdom: I like cats.