Sean was really looking forward to his bachelor party because he knew there would be a lot of drinking and, of course, scrapbooking.
Ralph fancied himself quite and expert at renovating old houses, especially the part where he would get stuck in a window and the real construction workers would have to use a crane to extract him.
I don’t want to brag, but I’m in pretty great physical condition. I am now able to get out of my favorite chair in less than six minutes.
What’s more impressive than a weightlifter who can lift 500 pounds with one arm? A unicorn that refuses to eat its soup.
Helpful household hints: If you’re having a problem getting a stain out of a carpet, try using spaghetti sauce to clean it up.
If I was a superhero, the single superpower I’d like to possess would be the ability to run faster than a turtle. That would pretty much solve every problem in my life. (Sad music plays in the background as I begin running and trip on a turtle.)
Jenny was really into cooking Mexican food so she invited her family over for a special dinner. Everybody commented on how delicious and authentic the food was, especially the hot dogs and sauerkraut. Only one person realized what was going on and asked, “Where are the mashed potatoes, you can’t have a Mexican dinner without mashed potatoes.”