Why did the cow run away from the farm? Couldn’t pay the rent.
Sometimes I dream I’m a superhero and that I can lift up to six burgers at one time without losing my breath.
Greatest song lyrics of all time: I can’t fight this ferret anymore.
What did the shrimp say to the crab? Please stop being so shellfish.
Why were there so many people at the dance club? You guessed it, poetry reading.
Bob’s blind date at the expensive restaurant was going really well but things became awkward when he closed his eyes, went in for a kiss, and began making out with the menu.
Everything was going well in the office until Mike walked in and shouted “Happy New Year,” without realizing that the old new year was still at its desk. Things got even worse when Mary from Accounting tripped on a sandwich.