The scientist was extremely excited when he realized he had developed a robot who could turn women off as much as he did. (Sad music plays in the background as we see the scientist start making out with a beaker.)
Powerful superhero name: Iron Deficiency. Honorable mention: Rickets.
My favorite thing about taking a shower is, as most people would probably agree, being able to wear a beautiful shower dress.
Kyle couldn’t forget the beautiful ballerina he had dated many years ago. He really missed her, especially her lovely chewing tobacco habit.
If I could describe clowns in one word I would say they’re “lovable,” and by lovable I mean horrifying.
What’s more scary than a ghost chasing you in a cemetery? My aunt having a few too many glasses of wine and talking about her many past boyfriends.
When the first western explorer set eyes on the ruins of Machu Picchu, he was amazed by its lofty location, the precision of the stonework, and the convenient hot dog stand.