Masterpiece Jokes

Welcome to Masterpiece Jokes

I’m joke writer Guy Farmer and I created Masterpiece Jokes to impress my math teacher. I love writing quirky, offbeat, witty jokes that I hope make people feel like a horse brushing it’s teeth before going to bed in its velour hammock.

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Guy

Art Joke

I like to think of myself as being quite knowledgeable about fine art which is why I display more than a dozen large paintings of sad clowns in my house. I also cherish my enormous mural of a muscular eagle gently laying a laughing baby into its crib while simultaneously telling some teens to stay in school. Did I mention he’s wearing sunglasses?