Why do guys love drinking beer? Because it doesn’t take a lot of effort like showering or putting pants on. Beer also makes it acceptable to wear pants in the shower.
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Never try to argue with a robot. They’ll just bring up stuff that happened a long time ago and make you feel guilty about everything before they leave the room crying. That and they’ll, predictably, threaten to shoot you with their laser beam.
Kyle and Carrie had the most beautiful wedding. There were gorgeous flowers everywhere, wonderful classical music playing, and a recently divorced and tipsy Aunt Jenny trying to make out with the wedding cake.
What did the guy on the beach do when someone kicked sand in his face? He decided to become a playwright.
Why did the teenager keep getting in trouble? Unsupportive parents. Also, he wasn’t very good at not getting caught. Then there was the cape he always wore which made him easy to spot when he was doing something bad.
I don’t want to say that Megan didn’t clean her room very often, but when she was looking for her favorite shoes the other day she found a group of witches having a meeting in her closet.