The job interview was going really well until Mike decided to talk about his teeth of the world collection.
Because he was having a bad day, the boss started shouting at several employees and made them feel awful. Everyone’s mood improved when he finally walked back into his office and sat on the thumbtacks that had been thoughtfully placed on his chair.
What’s the most thoughtful anniversary gift for your significant other? A cabbage. Close second: Another cabbage.
The lion tamer really loved lions, everything about them, except for when they would hit on his wife.
Why was the man having so much trouble finding what he needed in the supermarket? Sudden dust storm.
What’s more frightening than a horrible zombie staggering into your bedroom in the middle of the night. A ruggedly handsome man with long, flowing hair playing a flute on a windy mountaintop. Extra scary points for having an open shirt and a mustache.
Why was the dinosaur so upset? Bad perm.