After shouting obscenities at all his employees, the horrible boss stormed into his office, slammed the door, and sat on the chocolate pie that had been conveniently placed on his desk chair.
What did one computer guy say to the other computer guy? Something about the beauty of the ocean at sunset. Who am I kidding, they were arguing for hours about some minute, hairsplitting detail.
What did one business person say to the other business person? That presentation was engaging. They kept talking until the boredom fairy dropped an anvil on them.
Chaz was worried his first business presentation wouldn’t go well. Luckily, he had a backup plan: Take a bow and begin doing some kind of robot dance.
I kept hearing a voice and seeing something out of the corner of my eye but, when I turned around, nobody was there. This mystery continued until I realized it was the zit on my cheek.
The old guy was really mad at the kids playing in front of his house so he went outside and started waving his cane at them not realizing that he had grabbed a mop instead of a cane. The kids were horrified at the strange looking cleaning lady slowly coming toward them.
What’s worse than a college student who thinks he knows everything after one semester at school? A cucumber that doesn’t listen to your problems.