Appliance Joke
The appliance repairman assured Susan that everything would be OK with her refrigerator. She felt relieved until he started pounding on the dishwasher with a hammer.
The appliance repairman assured Susan that everything would be OK with her refrigerator. She felt relieved until he started pounding on the dishwasher with a hammer.
Most relationship experts agree that the three main elements of a healthy relationship are: Communication, mutual respect, and pickled herring.
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Bored? Comb your hair into animal shapes. Still bored? That trash in the kitchen isn’t going to empty itself. (Sound of grumbling teenager taking out the trash while muttering under his breath.)
What did the lobster say to the shrimp? I’m on a roll. What did the shrimp say back? I think I have a gambling problem.
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Kyle was rather drunk at the dance club and was trying to talk to a group of attractive young ladies. You know what happened next: A robot rolled into the room and started busting out some righteous dance moves.
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Two high-powered business guys were in a board room plotting a hostile take over of a rival company. You know what happened next: A beautiful unicorn appeared and pranced around a little bit before falling asleep in a bed of flowers.
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