Tuna Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Robert. Is that you son? No, it’s me, Robert the tuna.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Robert. Is that you son? No, it’s me, Robert the tuna.
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According to his wife, the famous motivational speaker had a hard time getting off the couch and even putting on some pants. The moral of the story? Don’t try to feed a snapping turtle a small carrot unless you’re wearing turtle-resistant gloves. Also pertinent: It can be a challenge to motivate a turtle to wear pants.
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Things that are really awkward: When you’re at a restaurant and you ask your date to pass you the rolls and she informs you that you’ve been eating napkins.
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What’s worse than having to deal with a sleazy car salesman? Calmly brushing your teeth and gradually realizing you’re using a hairbrush instead of a toothbrush.
Three frat guys are at a bar. The first one orders six shots of tequila. The second orders six shots of schnapps. The third is wearing a beautiful purple hat embellished with exotic ostrich feathers.
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Of all the dinosaurs, the one I’d most like to be is the cabbage.
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What’s more frightening than having a giant spider crawling up your body while you’re lying in bed? Guys calling each other bro. Even scarier: A giant spider using the word bro.