Magician Gets a Date Joke
What did the magician do to get a date with the pretty girl? Asked her out. Also, he made a corned beef sandwich appear from his armpit.
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What did the magician do to get a date with the pretty girl? Asked her out. Also, he made a corned beef sandwich appear from his armpit.
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Why did the family not go camping? Someone got the dad angry and he didn’t have very good coping skills so he cancelled the trip.
Why does my vacuum cleaner keep breaking down? It’s so simple when you know the answer, snakes.
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What do you call a snake wearing an elaborate hat with an ostrich feather in it? Fancy.
Why was the doctor so worried when he was talking to the patient? He couldn’t remember what he was supposed to pick up at the supermarket on the way home.
Why did the mom get mad at her young daughter? Because she wasn’t winning enough beauty pageants.