Offbeat jokes at Masterpiece Jokes blog.
Kyle was rather drunk at the dance club and was trying to talk to a group of attractive young ladies. You know what happened next: A robot rolled into the room and started busting out some righteous dance moves.
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Why did the guy never return his girlfriend’s texts? He was studying for finals. The real reason, however, is that his phone was from the 1930s.
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An alien spaceship lands in the middle of the desert. A weird-looking alien gets out and starts walking toward a large rock formation. Along the way he falls in love with a cactus.
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What did the goat say to his therapist? I’m not sure I’ve found what I love doing in life. Then he started chewing on his shoe.
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An alligator walks into a fancy restaurant and, as you can imagine, gets kicked out for not wearing a tie.
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I love ballroom dancing; the beautiful costumes, the elegant dancers, the precise movements, and the constant spitting.
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Most popular name for a boy in the last ten years: Imperator Caesar Lucius Domitius Aurelianus Augustus, Germanicus Maximus, Gothicus Maximus, Parthicus Maximus, Restitutor Orientis, Restitutor Orbis.
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