Astronomer Joke
The eminent astronomer was thrilled to discover a strange new planet until his colleagues gently informed him his telescope was focused on a nearby cantaloupe.
The eminent astronomer was thrilled to discover a strange new planet until his colleagues gently informed him his telescope was focused on a nearby cantaloupe.
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