Knock knock. Who’s there? Neighbor. Neighbor who? The neighbor you hit with your car a few minutes ago. I’m sorry I don’t speak English. Yes you do, you just answered me in English. I’m having a stroke? No you’re not. (Awkward silence.)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Neighbor. Neighbor who? The neighbor you hit with your car a few minutes ago. I’m sorry I don’t speak English. Yes you do, you just answered me in English. I’m having a stroke? No you’re not. (Awkward silence.)