How to meet women: Spot a woman and then go up to her and tell her about what a hassle it is to live with your mother because she’s always telling you what to do even if you did just turn forty and, no, you’re not going to make your bed every day because, as we all know, you have a part-time job at the burger place where nobody seems to get it about your insects of the world collection and, by the way, it’s your choice which pants you wear in the morning.
