I was on a plane and I noticed a weird smell but couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. I was kind of embarrassed to find out it was coming from my hyena. I keep telling him to shower more often but, as we all know, hyenas are very stubborn and don’t listen too well, even when you’re trying to give them helpful advice. They also aren’t that good at babysitting because they’d rather watch reality TV shows and talk to their friends than take care of your kid. There’s also that thing about laughing all the time.
