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Guy in a Bar with a Sewing Machine Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a sewing machine on his head. Someone asks him, “What’s with the sewing machine?” He answers, “It’s not just a sewing machine, it’s a reminder of a better time years ago when I had a wonderful career as a tailor.” Everyone is saddened by his story. He goes to sit down and the sewing machine drops on his foot causing him considerable discomfort.