Expensive Restaurant Joke
Longtime patrons of the expensive restaurant were rather disappointed with the new menu featuring rocks with hollandaise sauce.
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Successful Stage Actor Joke
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a successful stage actor,” said the horse dressed in a three musketeers outfit walking through the mall.
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Great Time at the Pool Party Joke
Everyone was having a great time at the pool party at the luxurious resort until the killer whale made its appearance. Worse yet, it was wearing a tacky bikini.
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Good News about College Joke
The good news is that you’ve graduated from college. The bad news is that it was clown college. (Sad music plays as the clown drives away in a tiny car while being chased by a poodle in a dress.)
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Styling Salon Joke
I went to the styling salon and there was this toddler who was screaming and crying while he got a haircut. Little did anyone know I’d be doing the same thing as soon as it was my turn and adding my patented passing out and falling out of the chair variation.
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Want More Dates Joke
Want more dates? Leave your house. Also, ask someone out on a date. Additionally, wear the vampire cape a little less.
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Most Popular Baby Name Joke
Most popular baby name of the last ten years? Without a doubt, Carport.
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