My pet bird came over to me and we started having a deep conversation about the meaning of life. After a while she told me she just wanted some seeds. We had a good laugh and then she threw a bunch of seeds at me.
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Wise words of wisdom: Don’t walk around an old house at night wearing a nightshirt and nightcap and carrying a candlestick. That’s just asking for a ghost to get you.
The famous business guru was presenting his “Path to Wealth” program to a room of excited attendees. The mood changed somewhat when he mentioned his, “Snake Charm Your Way to Six Figures,” strategy.
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When you go camping it’s important to bring water, food, a tent, a flashlight, and, of course, a Louis XIV outfit.
The weary sailors looked toward land and saw seven gorgeous mermaids relaxing on a rock overlooking an azure blue sea. It was such an incredible sight that they could almost overlook the walrus wearing a ballet outfit.
A drunk guy walks into a bar and starts talking to a beautiful woman he’s never met before. They talk for a long time and things seem to be going really well. He politely excuses himself for a moment, gets up, and falls off the balcony.
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