Two guys are hanging out drinking by the pool. One gets up, trips and falls into the water. The other guy laughs uproriously, makes fun of him and falls into the volcano they had somehow missed when they were setting up their pool chairs. The moral of the story: Wear appropriate pool attire.
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What’s the difference between a clam and an oyster? One of them likes to wear fancy 18th century hats.
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What’s worse than flunking out of college? A large lizard taking a nap on a hammock without asking for permission first.
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Why were the two business people so mad at each other? It didn’t really matter once the beautiful unicorn entered the room and began singing a heartwarming song, until one of the business people told it to shut up so he could continue the conflict.
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Why was the rich girl so upset? That was her normal demeanor, plus she had just stepped in some coleslaw.
The hair stylist was a bit puzzled when her client said he wanted to look like a ferret. Things became clearer when he brought out his pet ferret who was sporting a lovely mullet.