I’m a car guy, so it’s only natural that I like to drive my car really fast down steep hills and into the ocean where I then have to get out and flap my arms a lot and say things like, “What the heck,” and kick some seaweed around.

The company picnic was going really well until Susan from Accounts Receivable showed up with her tuna and prunes casserole that caused so much misery last year.

Kyle’s mom hired a superhero for his birthday party but all the kids were horrified when the guy showed up dressed as homework.

Bad neighbor stories: I once had a neighbor who wouldn’t date me.

Great moments in science: The memorable day when scientists discovered the moon is indeed made out of cheese but, unfortunately, it’s some kind of weird space cheese.